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Horror/Fantasy     Rated PG-13

Joshua's family takes a trip to NILBOG, which, unbeknownst to them, is the kingdom of the goblins, as told to young Joshua by his grandfather Seth, who just happens to be dead. Now it's up to Josh, magical time stopping Grandpa Seth, and a bologna sandwich to save the family from the evil Goblin Queen, who uses everything from magical rocks to an ear of corn, to destroy Josh's family.

Features a bunch of Italians who don't actually speak English, and posses no acting skills what so ever.

Theres a bunch of green goo

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The acting and script are awful and incompetent, there is little to no gore, and no nudity at all, and the story is completely ludicrous, yet i still liked more than i disliked. From an artistic perspective, this is a large downgrade, over the not so high art first movie, but entertainment wise, is an upgrade. Though its billed as "Troll 2" it has no connection to the first one, and in fact features goblins and not trolls. Though it does certainly have positive qualities, they fail to completely expunge it negatives. Still is an absolute must see for all fans of bad movies. It really lives up to its billing as one of the worst movies, and at the same time, the best bad movies, of all time. Check it out.

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